David Guetta Feat. The person who sings the whole song
g UYS I JUST WOKE Up FROM MY NAP YESTERDAY
I SLEPT FOR 15 HOURS
whAT ThE FUCK
WHY ARE PEOPLE reBLOGGING THIS IT WAS SCARY TO MISS 15 HOURS OF MY LIFE ACCDEINTALYL
I don’t think 15 hours legally constitutes as a nap.
I think you might have slipped into a small coma.
ThA TS WHAT I VE BEEN SAYING
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
Just because a person is a good actor, doesn’t mean they’d be good in any role.
But Meryl Streep though.
my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix?
(Source: , via margheritapizzas)
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”
I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet