do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
after u cum and ur just like
have you ever experienced such a plot twist that you go to cover your mouth but you accidentally slap yourself in the face
im a level 5 heterosexual. i must never shake hands with any woman or else i will catch the gay. “mommy, can you kiss me goodnight?” hell no. do you think im some kind of homo??? kiss yourself goodnight
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
the internet is fucking incredible. i can keep up with current events and stay in contact with old friends at the click of a button. fascinating. i’ve been watching porn for seven hours.
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”