shed the negative people like theyre an exoskeleton and never look back. make weird noises like a cicada. give birth every 7 years. life is amazing
I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Do you ever get jealous of someone who interacts really well with a really close friend of yours, not because you have a crush on your friend or anything but because you’re jealous of how much you pale in comparison to them when you see how much of a better friend they are to the one you’re close to?