surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

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joshpeck:

alright, put the money in the bag….

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PUT IT IN

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umm, you’re facing the wrong way, sir

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oh hahahahahaha

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ALRIGHT, GIVE ME THE MONEY

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harmoniaz:

fledge:

dogs arent that great

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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"I’ve already said too much. I’ve already shared too much, and now I want all my secrets back. I hate getting too close to people. I regret having shared so much, for having cared so much, for allowing myself to feel so much."

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

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Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing

Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier

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